The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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