i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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