These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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