he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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