Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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