butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You ruined the universe
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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