Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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