he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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