today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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