So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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