For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
