i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
All I want is dick and wine.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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