Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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