i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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