I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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