Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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