There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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