She said her name was "party"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
