People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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