Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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