We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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