some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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