only if we run a train.
done.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
