Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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