Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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