Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
