The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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