But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
The Olympian is in my bed
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