so that wasnt chicken after all
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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