I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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