So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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