I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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