I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
3 2 1 whiskey
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
