i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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