So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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