at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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