Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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