i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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