Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
