His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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