I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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