You surviving the open bar?
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using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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