summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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