he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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