I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
