i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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