I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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