My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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