No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
