Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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